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Reefer Unit Agrees to Limit Its Alarms to Between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. Under New Agreement With Driver

The deal ends years of round-the-clock beeping and guarantees the driver at least one uninterrupted nap, as long as it happens before midnight.

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After months of tense talks held mostly at rest areas in the middle of the night, a long-haul driver and the refrigeration unit on his trailer have reached a tentative agreement on when the unit is allowed to sound its alarms.

Under the deal, the reefer will limit all beeping, flashing codes and sudden temperature panics to a two-hour window between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. In exchange, the driver has agreed to stop "just tapping it with the boot to see what happens."

"For years, it would go off at 9 p.m., 11 p.m., 1:30, 3, 4:45 and right before my alarm clock," the driver said. "Now it's all in one window. That's a huge win. I know exactly when I won't be sleeping."

Terms of the agreement

According to a copy of the agreement taped to the nose of the trailer, the unit keeps the right to display any fault code it wants, provided the code does not appear in the manual, on the internet or in the memory of anyone at the shop.

The reefer also agreed to give at least 30 seconds of notice before a full defrost cycle, using a new low, sad tone instead of the old one, which drivers had compared to "a smoke detector learning the trumpet."

The driver, for his part, must keep the fuel tank above a quarter, stop telling the unit it is "basically a fridge," and say good night to it before climbing into the bunk.

Holdouts remain

Not everyone is celebrating. The trailer's door seal, the tire pressure sensors and the truck's own dash warning lights were not part of the talks and say they will keep their current schedules.

"We operate on a 24-hour basis," said a spokesperson for the dash lights, who flickered for emphasis. "The check engine light does not do windows."

Dispatch reacts

Dispatch welcomed the agreement and said it plans to use the new quiet hours to schedule the driver's 6 a.m. check call, his 6:15 a.m. follow-up check call and an important 5:50 a.m. text asking whether he is up yet.

The deal is set to be reviewed in the spring, or the next time the unit hits 34 degrees in a 34-degree load, whichever comes first.

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