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Hwy 401 Collector Lanes Named 'Most Improved Parking Lot' After Average Speed Soars to 4 km/h
Organizers praised the lanes for 'consistently delivering a stationary experience' while drivers in the express lanes were said to be 'deeply jealous, at 3 km/h.'
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Orange Barrel Population on Hwy 401 Now Exceeds That of Most Ontario Towns
Wildlife officials say the barrels are breeding faster than crews can remove them, and nobody has ever seen a crew.