SatireTech
Reefer Unit Agrees to Limit Its Alarms to Between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. Under New Agreement With Driver
The deal ends years of round-the-clock beeping and guarantees the driver at least one uninterrupted nap, as long as it happens before midnight.
SatireFleet
Fleet Assures Drivers Friday the 13th Will Be 'Business as Usual,' Which Is Exactly What They Were Afraid Of
Management says there is no reason for superstition, citing a load that is 'basically ready' and a shipper who 'should' have the paperwork.
SatireDrivers
Driver Completes Full 34-Hour Reset While Waiting for Truck Stop to Call Shower Number 47
Management says the wait is 'right around 20 minutes,' a figure the screen has displayed without interruption since it was installed.
SatireDrivers
Receiving Dock Launches Lumper Fee Loyalty Card; Tenth Unload Now Costs Only Twice as Much
Drivers who collect nine stamps earn a free cup of water, subject to availability, at the dock that has been 'just about ready for you' since August.