Latest Hot Takes · 2
SatireRegulations
Study Confirms Weigh Station 'Open' Sign Lights Up Exclusively When You Are Running Late
Researchers say the signs can detect a tight delivery window from up to 4 kilometres away.
SatireBrokers
Broker Offers 'Very Generous' $1.10 a Mile for Load That 'Basically Drives Itself'
The 1,900-kilometre, three-stop, hand-unload, no-detention load is described as an 'easy one.'
SatireDrivers
Dispatcher Promises 'Quick Little Run' That Crosses Four Provinces and a Time Zone
Driver reports the 'quick little run' is now in its ninth day and has gained its own weather system.
SatireFleet
Diesel Prices Achieve Sentience, Demand Seat at Rate Negotiations
The price at the pump says it 'just wants to be heard' and will be going up by Tuesday regardless.
SatireSponsored (Not Really)
Is Your Fleet Ready for the Future? (The Future Is a Free Tote Bag)
Not real sponsored content from a company that doesn't exist, about a product that does nothing, very efficiently.
SatireFleet
Company Proudly Announces That It Has Made an Announcement
Trade press rushes to reprint the release, word for word, under the headline 'Company Makes Announcement.'