Drivers

Driver Completes Full 34-Hour Reset While Waiting for Truck Stop to Call Shower Number 47
Management says the wait is 'right around 20 minutes,' a figure the screen has displayed without interruption since it was installed.

Receiving Dock Launches Lumper Fee Loyalty Card; Tenth Unload Now Costs Only Twice as Much
Drivers who collect nine stamps earn a free cup of water, subject to availability, at the dock that has been 'just about ready for you' since August.

Driver Finishes Untangling Tire Chains Stored Since April, Expects to Be Ready to Chain Up by Late May
The chains went into the side box last spring as two neat bundles. They came out in November as a single metal hairball with its own weather system.

Shipper Confirms Sunday 6 a.m. Delivery Window, Then Remembers the Building Is Closed on Sundays
The appointment came with a door number, a QR code and a late fee. The building came with a padlock and a sign that has said "Closed Sunday" since the invention of the calendar.
Driver Dresses as 'On-Time Delivery' for Halloween; Nobody at Receiving Recognizes Him
Costume consisted of showing up at the appointment time. Dock staff called security, then a priest.
Clocks Fall Back Sunday; Shippers Confirm Drivers' Extra Hour Has Already Been Assigned to Door 14
The bonus 60 minutes of standard time will be spent in a lawn chair beside the receiving office, officials say.
Driver Shortage Enters 39th Consecutive Year, Industry Stunned Once Again
Experts who have predicted the shortage every year since 1987 say they never saw it coming.
Dispatcher Promises 'Quick Little Run' That Crosses Four Provinces and a Time Zone
Driver reports the 'quick little run' is now in its ninth day and has gained its own weather system.