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Left Lane Declared Protected Habitat for Sedans Doing Exactly the Speed Limit
Conservationists are celebrating a landmark win this week after the left lane of every major highway was formally declared a protected habitat for the endangered Steady Sedan, a shy species that travels at precisely the posted limit while a slightly slower minivan occupies the lane beside it.
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Truck Stop Coffee Reclassified as Class 8 Corrosive; Drivers Must Now Placard Their Travel Mugs
Regulators say the 3 a.m. pot "meets every definition we have" after a sample dissolved the lab's sample jar. Shippers ask whether it can be hauled in a dry van.
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Study Confirms Weigh Station 'Open' Sign Lights Up Exclusively When You Are Running Late
Researchers say the signs can detect a tight delivery window from up to 4 kilometres away.